Christmas Cycling Poem

All through the house not a thing was stirring, not even a crank.

When all of sudden came a loud bang!

I jumped out of my bed and grabbed my fleece.

Thinking maybe it was just some Geese.

As I went outside and looked on the roof,

I thought to myself, this has to be a goof.

There was a sleigh, or at first that's what I thought.

But upon closer inspection it was a Bike Trailer, Great Scott!

And those weren't reindeer in front.

It was a team of elf cyclists... WTF?

I asked what happened to Donner and Blitzen.

One elf yelled down, "we can't use them!"

I said, "what, why?"

"A lawsuit from PETA", replied the elf with a sigh.